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ladynadiad) wrote2010-04-06 05:16 am
ladynadiad) wrote2010-04-06 05:16 am
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And since no more questions seem to be forthcoming, going to go ahead and post the results of that meme from the other day.
Okay, first off, here's the list:
1. Yuber (Suikoden series)
2. Forde (Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones)
3. Edgar (Final Fantasy VI)
4. Dalamar the Dark (Dragonlance series)
5. Yuri Hyuga (Shadow Hearts series)
6. MOMO (Xenosaga series)
7. Jade Curtiss (Tales of the Abyss)
8. Jareth (Labyrinth)
9. Cheryl (Arc the Lad 3)
10. Shizel (Tales of Eternia)
11. Albert Silverberg (Suikoden III)
12. Tabitha Magnus (Dark Hunter series)
13. Kay Faraday (Ace Attorney: Investigations)
14. Odessa Silverberg (Suikoden I)
15. Franziska von Karma (Ace Attorney Series)
1) Two, Seven, Three, and Nine are caught in a radioactive experiment and given wild Fantastic Four-esque powers. Who has what powers? WHAT WILL THEY DO WITH THEM?
Let's see, Forde probably gets some power where his paintings come to life and that encourages him to paint even more and of strange things. Somehow I see him ending up in a lot of trouble over this.
Jade will get the power to destroy the world with his incredible sarcasm. And he will.
Edgar actually becomes a successful womanizer with his power and woos Cheryl because they would actually make a good couple. They will die in each other's arms as Jade destroys the world with his sarcasm.
Hmm, Cheryl is tricky, but maybe she gets a power that no matter what sort of materials she puts together they make some awesome item. That is why Edgar tries to woo her, obviously.
2) Eight and Four are humanity's last hope when One devises a Nuclear Time Machine Bomb that will erase all his history... IN THE FUTURE.
Well, considering that humanity's last hope is Dalamar and Jareth, if anything I see them siding with the crazy demon Yuber and humanity is screwed. The goblin king and a dark elf should not be humanity's last hope ever.
3) Eleven and Twelve are two unlikely lovers. The only problem is... they have to meet the parents!
Well, Albert and Tabitha make an interesting couple, though there could be the small problem of Valerius and Tabitha being immortal when Albert isn't. Still, considering how Albert is almost exactly like Tabitha's husband, that is quite an interesting pair and I really feel sorry for Albert for ending up with the crazy owner of a sex shop.
But as far as the question goes. Does Albert even have living parents? Even if he does, I can't see them approving of a crazy like Tabitha (even if she's mostly harmless outside of randomly staking guys with fangs and meeting her husband by staking him and all). And Albert meeting her parents? That would be hilarious. Her family is crazy.
But then, Albert does have experience dealing with crazy people at least.
4) AN OUT OF CONTROL BUS! Five is the driver and can't drop below 60 miles per hour. Only with the help of bomb squad agent Fifteen can it be defused. Will they make it or will Fourteen's plans succeed?
So Yuri doing the driving and Franziksa being the bomb squad agent. Poor Yuri, he's going to get whipped like crazy and they are more likely to die when the bus crashes because of her whipping.
But why is Odessa wanting to blow up a bus?
5) Six and Thirteen find out that they're going to have a child. There's only one problem. They made a deal five years ago to give their firstborn to Ten!
Well, I can see Shizel being evil enough to do something like that even if she has a daughter of her own.
But how are Kay and MOMO having a child? And aren't they a bit young for that?
6) Five and three have a baby together, entirely unplanned, and fifteen wants to steal it. Why?
Great, more unlikely pregnancies. How are Yuri and Edgar having a kid?
Now as far as why Franziska wants to steal it? That should be obvious, she wants a kid of her own and who would want a woman who is going to whip them all the time? You'd have to be a masochist to want that!
7) One, two, ten, and thirteen become ninjas. Five, six, eight, and eleven become pirates. They go to war. What happens?
So ninjas would be Yuber, Forde, Shizel and Kay. And pirates would be Yuri, MOMO, Jareth and Albert.
Well, one thing is obvious, Albert and/or Yuber will be double crossing their side.
Forde will determine that it is far too much trouble. Shizel will destroy everything and Kay will be the only one left wanting to be a ninja, because really she should be a ninja, Edgeworth even said so when she was fangirling over the Jammin' Ninja.
MOMO would make a horrible pirate. Yuri wouldn't be able to do a thing because he's seasick. And Jareth will just sit back and play with his crystal balls while Albert screws them over.
8) Twelve decides to take over the world. Who would they recruit from the list and why? Who on the list would try to stop them and how?
So Tabitha is going to take over the world? /falls over laughing at the idea
Actually, she should go for it, the world would be a far better place with someone like her ruling it. She may be a nutcase, but she's a good person at heart.
As far as who she'd recruit? Probably no one. She wouldn't want anything bad to happen to any of them.
Who would try to stop her? Almost everyone? Too many people on that list who would want to take over the world themselves obviously, or destroy it. Let's see, got Yuber and Shizel for the wanting to destroy, Albert would want to take it over (and likely would try and figure out some way to be on her side and betray her at the last second).
Most of the rest probably wouldn't care unless she did something evil, then they might step in.
9) One starts making out with ten out of nowhere. How do they react?
Wow, Yuber/Shizel is an awesome pairing by the way and damn you, now I ship this. Yeah, let's just get together two more crazies who want to destroy their worlds, great idea.
But as far as how they would react, I think both would be pretty shocked and I'm wondering how this would happen other than some form of mind control like that one event in Luceti that caused Yuber to kiss Hugo.
In fact, it could well end like that depending on how well he knows Shizel. If he knows she's an evil bitch with boobs-o-doom, then things could get interesting.
Okay, first off, here's the list:
1. Yuber (Suikoden series)
2. Forde (Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones)
3. Edgar (Final Fantasy VI)
4. Dalamar the Dark (Dragonlance series)
5. Yuri Hyuga (Shadow Hearts series)
6. MOMO (Xenosaga series)
7. Jade Curtiss (Tales of the Abyss)
8. Jareth (Labyrinth)
9. Cheryl (Arc the Lad 3)
10. Shizel (Tales of Eternia)
11. Albert Silverberg (Suikoden III)
12. Tabitha Magnus (Dark Hunter series)
13. Kay Faraday (Ace Attorney: Investigations)
14. Odessa Silverberg (Suikoden I)
15. Franziska von Karma (Ace Attorney Series)
1) Two, Seven, Three, and Nine are caught in a radioactive experiment and given wild Fantastic Four-esque powers. Who has what powers? WHAT WILL THEY DO WITH THEM?
Let's see, Forde probably gets some power where his paintings come to life and that encourages him to paint even more and of strange things. Somehow I see him ending up in a lot of trouble over this.
Jade will get the power to destroy the world with his incredible sarcasm. And he will.
Edgar actually becomes a successful womanizer with his power and woos Cheryl because they would actually make a good couple. They will die in each other's arms as Jade destroys the world with his sarcasm.
Hmm, Cheryl is tricky, but maybe she gets a power that no matter what sort of materials she puts together they make some awesome item. That is why Edgar tries to woo her, obviously.
2) Eight and Four are humanity's last hope when One devises a Nuclear Time Machine Bomb that will erase all his history... IN THE FUTURE.
Well, considering that humanity's last hope is Dalamar and Jareth, if anything I see them siding with the crazy demon Yuber and humanity is screwed. The goblin king and a dark elf should not be humanity's last hope ever.
3) Eleven and Twelve are two unlikely lovers. The only problem is... they have to meet the parents!
Well, Albert and Tabitha make an interesting couple, though there could be the small problem of Valerius and Tabitha being immortal when Albert isn't. Still, considering how Albert is almost exactly like Tabitha's husband, that is quite an interesting pair and I really feel sorry for Albert for ending up with the crazy owner of a sex shop.
But as far as the question goes. Does Albert even have living parents? Even if he does, I can't see them approving of a crazy like Tabitha (even if she's mostly harmless outside of randomly staking guys with fangs and meeting her husband by staking him and all). And Albert meeting her parents? That would be hilarious. Her family is crazy.
But then, Albert does have experience dealing with crazy people at least.
4) AN OUT OF CONTROL BUS! Five is the driver and can't drop below 60 miles per hour. Only with the help of bomb squad agent Fifteen can it be defused. Will they make it or will Fourteen's plans succeed?
So Yuri doing the driving and Franziksa being the bomb squad agent. Poor Yuri, he's going to get whipped like crazy and they are more likely to die when the bus crashes because of her whipping.
But why is Odessa wanting to blow up a bus?
5) Six and Thirteen find out that they're going to have a child. There's only one problem. They made a deal five years ago to give their firstborn to Ten!
Well, I can see Shizel being evil enough to do something like that even if she has a daughter of her own.
But how are Kay and MOMO having a child? And aren't they a bit young for that?
6) Five and three have a baby together, entirely unplanned, and fifteen wants to steal it. Why?
Great, more unlikely pregnancies. How are Yuri and Edgar having a kid?
Now as far as why Franziska wants to steal it? That should be obvious, she wants a kid of her own and who would want a woman who is going to whip them all the time? You'd have to be a masochist to want that!
7) One, two, ten, and thirteen become ninjas. Five, six, eight, and eleven become pirates. They go to war. What happens?
So ninjas would be Yuber, Forde, Shizel and Kay. And pirates would be Yuri, MOMO, Jareth and Albert.
Well, one thing is obvious, Albert and/or Yuber will be double crossing their side.
Forde will determine that it is far too much trouble. Shizel will destroy everything and Kay will be the only one left wanting to be a ninja, because really she should be a ninja, Edgeworth even said so when she was fangirling over the Jammin' Ninja.
MOMO would make a horrible pirate. Yuri wouldn't be able to do a thing because he's seasick. And Jareth will just sit back and play with his crystal balls while Albert screws them over.
8) Twelve decides to take over the world. Who would they recruit from the list and why? Who on the list would try to stop them and how?
So Tabitha is going to take over the world? /falls over laughing at the idea
Actually, she should go for it, the world would be a far better place with someone like her ruling it. She may be a nutcase, but she's a good person at heart.
As far as who she'd recruit? Probably no one. She wouldn't want anything bad to happen to any of them.
Who would try to stop her? Almost everyone? Too many people on that list who would want to take over the world themselves obviously, or destroy it. Let's see, got Yuber and Shizel for the wanting to destroy, Albert would want to take it over (and likely would try and figure out some way to be on her side and betray her at the last second).
Most of the rest probably wouldn't care unless she did something evil, then they might step in.
9) One starts making out with ten out of nowhere. How do they react?
Wow, Yuber/Shizel is an awesome pairing by the way and damn you, now I ship this. Yeah, let's just get together two more crazies who want to destroy their worlds, great idea.
But as far as how they would react, I think both would be pretty shocked and I'm wondering how this would happen other than some form of mind control like that one event in Luceti that caused Yuber to kiss Hugo.
In fact, it could well end like that depending on how well he knows Shizel. If he knows she's an evil bitch with boobs-o-doom, then things could get interesting.